Lorelai: It’s my favorite sweater too.
Rory: Since when?
Lorelai: Since always.
Rory: This is not your favorite sweater.
Lorelai: Yes it is and now it’s going to be all stretched out just like everything else you borrow.
Rory: What are you talking about?
Lorelai: I’m talking about that you take my sweaters and you wear them and you stretch them out.
Rory: I couldn’t possibly stretch them out! Your boobs are way bigger than mine.
Lorelai: That is not true.
Rory: Yes it is.
Lorelai: Your boobs are totally bigger than mine!
Rory: You’re crazy!
Lorelai: Do you want to measure?
Lorelai: I’m serious. Why don’t you get the measuring tape right now?
Rory: I am not going to measure my boobs.
Lorelai: Because you know that you are totally bigger.
Rory: I’m going inside.
Lorelai: Fine, don’t measure. We’ll just compare bras.
Rory: Stop it!
(Kill Me Now, 1x03)
(The Lorelais First Day at Chilton, 1x02)
Luke: Coffee…fries. I can’t stand it. This is so unhealthy. Rory, please, put down that cup of coffee. You do not want to grow up to be like your mom.
Rory: Sorry, too late.
Dean: So, how are you liking Moby Dick?
Rory: Oh, it’s really good.
Rory: Yeah, it’s my first Melville.
Rory: I mean, I know it’s kind of cliché to pick Moby Dick as your first Melville but…hey, how did you know I was reading Moby Dick?
Dean: Uh, well, I’ve been watching you.
Rory: Watching me?
Dean: I mean, not in a creepy, like, “I’m watching you” sort of way. I just — I’ve noticed you.
Dean: Every day. After school you come out and you sit under that tree there and you read. Last week it was Madame Bovary. This week it’s Moby Dick.
Rory: But why would you —
Dean: Because you’re nice to look at.
Rory: You’re happy.
Rory: Did you do something slutty?
Lorelai: I’m not that happy.
Rory: Hey. It’s freezing.
Lorelai: Oh, what do you need? Hot tea, coffee?
Rory: Lip gloss.
Lorelai: I have vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and toasted marshmallow.
Rory: Anything in there not resembling a breakfast cereal?
Lorelai: It has no smell but it changes color with your mood.
Rory: God, RuPaul doesn’t need this much makeup.