Lorelai: It’s my favorite sweater too.
Rory: Since when?
Lorelai: Since always.
Rory: This is not your favorite sweater.
Lorelai: Yes it is and now it’s going to be all stretched out just like everything else you borrow.
Rory: What are you talking about?
Lorelai: I’m talking about that you take my sweaters and you wear them and you stretch them out.
Rory: I couldn’t possibly stretch them out! Your boobs are way bigger than mine.
Lorelai: That is not true.
Rory: Yes it is.
Lorelai: Your boobs are totally bigger than mine!
Rory: You’re crazy!
Lorelai: Do you want to measure?
Lorelai: I’m serious. Why don’t you get the measuring tape right now?
Rory: I am not going to measure my boobs.
Lorelai: Because you know that you are totally bigger.
Rory: I’m going inside.
Lorelai: Fine, don’t measure. We’ll just compare bras.
Rory: Stop it!
(Kill Me Now, 1x03)